Steve Wood

I’ve gone to great pains to stay out of the limelight. I’ve done some manly things and I’ve used tools. I’ve had my run ins with the law. My cousin and I got busted for stealing a calander, we each got 6 months. You might remember me being responsible for those crop circles in England. My greatest accomplishment is decoding the origins of the letter W, the bastard of the alphabet. I’ve still never swallowed coffee or guacamole. Us Woods are a proud clan and we don’t cotton to charity.

I must have had fun and enjoyed those years. The people that appear out of nowhere in my dreams are always from high school. Never from college or people I’ve met since. That’s a sign that my high school friends mean more to me than anyone else. Thanks for that.